Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Rusty fishhook

An action of shoving your index finger into another's rectum forming a hook and then pulling down bringing them to their knees

I haven't been able to sit down since tod gave me that rusty fishhook last night

by KillTheGestapo August 5, 2017

Rusty Rail

The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.

She was really good in the sack but left me a Rusty Rail.

by Wr3nch82 July 1, 2019

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

Thrusty Rusty

When a man pegs another man while simultanously jerking him off.

He gave me a thrusty rusty and I came all over my belly.

by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023