real bobby

Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs

dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs

by potatoman34 April 3, 2017

On real

To declare that you are not capping. To be truthful or “real” about a certain topic.

Ay bro on real I’ve always fucked w you

by swauce1 August 8, 2022

Real Fear

US Marshals, ICE, and BORTAC

Rioters experienced real fear

by Deadboyyy November 29, 2021

real life

A Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world or server

Real life is like a Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world.

by the random. July 25, 2022

Real Deal Chesterfields

Top notch weed

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"

by beanbags December 9, 2016

Real

Not fake i.e something real

Mom: Did you fuck your dad last night

Me: Real
Dad: Real

by Cao Cibai March 24, 2023

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024