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Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
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LEG

In the army airborne community, legs are the derogative term given to non paratroopers, or soldiers who do not jump out of airplanes.
That leg has a lot of nerve walking around Fort Bragg, the home of the Airborne!
by Carolina Blue 252 May 20, 2016
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Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018
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mouse leg

A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.

It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
Home girl looked like Elaine out there on the dance floor with her mouse leg moves!
by Samsays678 May 20, 2025
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Golden Leggings

Golden leggings is a sub fetish from the main genre Urolagnia (watersports, urination). In the act of golden leggings, someone is trying to urinate themselves all over there legs, forming the so called "Golden Leggings". Golden leggings can be performed alone, or in presence of others, and can lead to an enhanced sensation.
Hey, I tried Golden Leggings today, first i was grossed out, but you gotta try it, its so good.
by arne_saknussemm December 2, 2021
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Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
mugGet the Seen better legs on a coffee tablemug.

Jelly-Legged Jayme

A female who kneels faster than she lies, and betrayal is her favorite position.
I should’ve known better than to trust her — turns out she’s a total Jelly-Legged Jayme.”
by Helga Jane August 1, 2025
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