The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
Get the Fortnite in real lifemug. Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
Get the Just like in the realsmug. 
Thug means you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
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Saad Ahmed's a real life gan
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022
Get the real life ganmug. level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024
Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug. Marijuana grown and picked on the streets of Jamaica and smuggled in a book to be sold in another country.
Winston: Yo man hook me up with some Jay Aye Real.
Andrew: You mean this weed from Jamaica smuggled across the border in a book? Sure thing.
Andrew: You mean this weed from Jamaica smuggled across the border in a book? Sure thing.
by StreetWords4U July 20, 2011
Get the Jay Aye Realmug. I have a pc real defenision.
by lol lol lol lol lol lol May 10, 2021
Get the pc real defenisionmug.