real diehl

Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.

Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!

Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.

by the man 1010 February 6, 2009

Real

relating to something as it is, not merely as it may be described or distinguished.

"Locke's distinction between the real and nominal essence of substances"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Real

You are at the breaking point but dont know how to vocalize it

Person 1: Damn…did you hear that josh tried to kill himself?

Person 2: Real

by Shadow.T June 23, 2022

Real

2) Is most commonly used to relate so something depressing ; People tend to comment simply the word "Real" in the comment section of depressing videos on Tiktok, Instagram, etc...

"When im out in public having a good time then remember the way she looked at me."

-Real

by F1nnakms December 30, 2023

Real titan

A REAL TITAN isn't some bs AOT "Titan", they're cool fucking robots in the best games ever: TITANFALL 1 AND 2

STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
Pilot, your Titan is ready to be deployed
Monarch is such a good titan
What's an AOT? A Titan? *turns you around* This is a REAL TITAN, mate.

by DeadlyDozer April 19, 2024

That's how real it is

When The energy from a third party gives you confirmation about something you were literally just thinking about, or talking about with someone at that same moment

Im thinking about seeing this girl tonight but shes far, i dont if its worth the trip . And then a car passes by playing the song ive been a nasty girl . that's how real it is , im going.

by joepellegreeno November 26, 2024

Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

by NLG101 November 24, 2017