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Charlie Tard
A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.
Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?
Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
Charlie Tard by bosabunny April 1, 2010
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Charlie Norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.
Charlie Norris is the substance of boy's wet dreams and old men's fantasies.
When Charlie Norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
Charlie Norris's first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I taste fire."
Charlie Norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.
Charlie Norris's cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.
Charlie Norris gets free stuff with her smile.
Charlie Norris gets presents for your birthdays.
Charlie Norris doesn't drive she has a chauffeur for that.
When you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of Charlie Norris.
Charlie Norris by Anasthma June 27, 2011
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