Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

Guacamole Bowl

The act of taking a Latina anal whore who is on her period and puking into her gaping asshole, sticking your dick into her asshole, nutting into it, then eating everything out of the holes.

The hot Taco Bell worker let me give her a guacamole bowl on her break.

by Little Wiggler April 11, 2024

Hot Bowl

Hot Bowl - noun: When a toilet seat is still warm from the previous user.

to Hot Bowl - verb: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

Hot Bowling - gerund: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

The airport terminal was so packed that there was more space in the bathroom even though passengers were waiting inside for their turn to hot bowl the stall.

My favorite part of chili days on chilly days is that the hot bowling after lunch warms up my cold legs.

by tuckerjack48 April 13, 2024

Carters Bowl

Putting your feces in a bowl, stirring it up, and ejaculating inside the bowl, while wanking your Weiner in a cheese grater. After you finish stirring, you go out and serve it to the first homeless person you can find. If they don't accept your offering you dump the mix of sperm and feces onto their head.

"Hey, man do you want to go Carters Bowl people? Lets see if people will eat it all"

by Mrs Ma'am April 15, 2024

Wrist in a bowl

To be in a vulnerable position or to have a lot at risk

he had his wrist in a bowl going off to war

by homixide_gypsy April 26, 2024

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 27, 2024