Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.

Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.

by Super Wasian November 6, 2023

Texas Spittoon

When during anal intercourse, you pull out and spit your Copenhagen in the hole and then proceed to resume intercourse.

I gave Anne a Texas Spittoon last night, and she hit me for it.

by Johnny Jerry September 11, 2025

texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.

Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?

by turbocajpin February 3, 2025

texas seesaw

The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.

Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night

by Mitchell6969 May 16, 2019

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

Texas Sticky Boot

When one person takes another persons sock, and ejaculates inside of it, and rolls it back up, and places it back in the drawer for said person to unknowingly find.

Brandon gave Chad the old Texas Sticky Boot.

by ButcherMan1990 October 18, 2018

Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.

We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.

by Chancey Pants January 4, 2010