Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!

M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”

by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018

isnagah mango plays ddlc

a small man that leaves all of his friends out and is such a simp because of it, he is not sigma and not skibidi rizz and nothing like a roland chow

Person one: hey did you hear
Person 2: no what happened
Person one: isnagah mango plays ddlc
Person 2: *dies of CRINGE because of the simping kid*
Person one: who knew someone so small can be so schewpid

by Papi travis the first January 12, 2024

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024

wanna play smth?

wanna play smth is another way to asking someone to play

Person 1: wanna play smth?
Person 2: Sure, *SHITS AGGRESSIVELY*

by Le Maxie Pizza Men July 31, 2022

play dj hero

Female masturbation

I know she play DJ hero she's lonely.

by Empirethedon February 16, 2017

play on's

Songs that bring lyricism to a new level, making clever jokes about everyday uses

"World cup flow, i can't kick it witchya" -jay steez clever use of words that obtain a deeper meaning. "Ayo throw in some play on's on this verse make it hot"

by TooTalentd July 21, 2017

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches March 06, 2018