A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.
I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.
by DOGMAD June 29, 2018
(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
by ANTONIOGOT April 25, 2018
An egg, in its simplest form, is a delicate vessel bestowed upon us by nature, habouring the potential for life whithin its fragile shell.
To yeet and egg, one must summon the strength and dexterity of a valiant knigh, and with a swift forceful motion, propel the egg through the air with great vigor!
To yeet and egg, one must summon the strength and dexterity of a valiant knigh, and with a swift forceful motion, propel the egg through the air with great vigor!
If you yeet a egg
I must caustion you, dear Inquirer that yeeting an egg may result in Utimetly demise, leading to a most unfortunate mess after you yeet the egg
I must caustion you, dear Inquirer that yeeting an egg may result in Utimetly demise, leading to a most unfortunate mess after you yeet the egg
by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon October 14, 2023
by Alfieallin February 05, 2022
Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens February 27, 2014
When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up
Getting rejected, stood up
Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
by KappaGee February 15, 2020