dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

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tree vr

A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag

OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.

by Treevr April 16, 2022

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Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016

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He is a Tree Trunkee.

by HotMessJess87 November 09, 2019

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Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 08, 2018

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The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 25, 2022

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Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

by dnumbskull May 04, 2023

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