french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!

Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!

by JD123454 December 10, 2010

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

French Kingdom Mapping

High rated mapping channel in Czechoslovakia. French Kingdom Mapping has almost 200 subs and is highly active on YouTube. Subscribe him now, and click on bell to get informed about the bestest mapping in Czechoslovakia.

Whole mapping comunity: French Kingdom Mapping is best!

by Anonymous8377271827 March 20, 2021

French 75

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui

If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.

by LibnLou June 12, 2022

french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.

"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"

by Croggor July 25, 2022

french dream

A dream in which you take a dump, usually without knowing.

I have to wash my bed sheets, I had a french dream last night.

by marcus michael December 1, 2025

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 22, 2011