jammy face

The act of placing one's vagina on another's face and squirting that hot jam on his or her face

So I was eatin dat ass and she strait up jammy faced me

by Strait eight April 7, 2003

poker face

how to wake up lady gaga
it means: poke her face

me: how do you wake up lady gaga
nick: poker face

by ant-tony April 28, 2010

FUCK FACE

FUCK FACE first said by Russell Peters the face you make when you FUCK

when your having sex you will make a FUCK FACE

by halla if you got a dolla January 13, 2013

orcs face

When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings

the orcs from lord of the rings have white hand prints on their faces

by Dave March 15, 2005

Face Off

A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.

Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.

"Hey man lets face off tonight"

"Jimmy totally licked cum off my face cause he lost face off"

by Face off master May 14, 2010

face the music

to receive the rebuke that one is due for

Everyone who does something contoversial has to face the music eventually.

by Light Joker October 27, 2006

The North Face

A ridiculous kind of jacket that will never see the North Face of anything. The jackets cost more than their weight in gold, and are usually worn by every member of the Greek system at all times. Attending a winter greek event may as well be a North Face advertisement. The alleged quality of the jackets is offset by the fact that owning one makes you a douche.

Teacher: Conscientious consumption is the purchase of goods to look rugged or otherwise not ostentatious. Have you of you been conscientious consumers?
Class: No.
Teacher: How many of you own something with the the words "The North Face?"
Class: *defeated*

by tgarc March 7, 2007