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Jabb at yo Brain 

Def 1: When you have sex with a girl that you dont know that shes pregnant and you put your penis in her and you constantly poke the babys head.

Def 2: When you bring out your inner phyco and put your penis in a girls eye and constantly poke at the girls brain causing your dick to go bent everytime you poke at it.
Def 1:
Adrian: Man, I banged the dog shit out of your girlfriend.

Jordan: WTF, my girl is fuckin pregnant! Why would you Jabb at yo Brain!
Adrian: How was i supposed to know.... But I do have some good news
Jordan: What?
Adrian: She gives the best head
Guy named Jay walks by
Jay: You talkin bout Jordans girl I had some of that last week and you may not be the daddy.
Jabb at yo Brain by Geeked Up June 29, 2009

right-wing brain rot 

Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.
Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.

Brain Hack 

To absolutely confuse or surprise someone, deliberately or otherwise, the the point of speechless amazement.
This happens often during such times as: Watching a far more skilled person than yourself perform an act, talking to a greatly profound, or possibly idiotic person, or most often, after a really, really good magic trick.
While watching that David Blaine special on TV, I got brain hacked, like, 20 times. How does he do that!?
Brain Hack by f1g_n3wton September 11, 2009

Brain Freeze

The act of sticking your penis in a woman's ear and icing into her brain cavity
"Yeah my girlfriend still wants to stay celibate but that doesn't include ear sex, so i gave her a Brain Freeze"
Brain Freeze by mnm7431 November 21, 2011

Bird-brained 

Wise, intelligent, graceful and humble. Eco-minded, environmentally conscious.
The bird-brained scientist found a solution for worldwide pollution and deserves a Nobel prize.
Bird-brained by Ben Frank October 19, 2019

doo doo brain 

Timmy is such a doo doo brain.
doo doo brain by Frediijfdjdgjbv October 6, 2006