Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 16, 2017

bones

a type of anatomical structure that is used for construction of bone houses, bone dildos, bone flavored milkshakes, and the set of the show "Bones".

Guy 1: Hey, (insert yo homeboy's name here) my bones hurt.
Guy 2: It's probably because you drank too much bone hurting juice.
Guy 1: Oof ouch, my bones.

by oofouchwhydomyboneshurt October 22, 2017

Mind Bone

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.

Dude, I didn't know that! I just got a serious mind bone.

by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017

fish bones

A coolidiculous, positively sarcastic term for skeletally-thin/underweight people

If you are a fish bones, you should eat more and go to the gym. But don't overdo it

by Sexydimma March 26, 2017

Idiot bones

Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.

"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."

by ColdHeretic April 8, 2017

Bones

A fucking great rapper

"Hey have you seen the new bones tape."

"Hell yeah, it was fire!"

by I HATE CODE KEEM April 22, 2017

bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."

by little blake2 June 5, 2017