your mom 

When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.

John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.

Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.

your mom by Dan Esposito December 28, 2005

Your mom 

A brainless reply to almost any question that is only used by retards/losers/posers/people who think that they're cool.

Also see 'your face'.

R: What're you doing..?
A: Your mom! Ohh burn!

Your mom by Parasitic January 3, 2008

your mom!

stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex

someone: so what did you do last night?

You: your mom!

your mom! by angelaa... March 19, 2008

your adding oil to the fire 

Your making the situation worse

Joesph- NO!! were not having a dance
Kristin- Ok i'll bring cups and decorations!

Lauren- Your adding oil to the fire

your adding oil to the fire by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

Your Mate 

a thing alot of dumb leboz say.

look at dat bloke wallah hes your mate

Your Mate by tazin May 1, 2005

your mom goes to college 

Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho

Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"

Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"

your mom goes to college by Osamaurmama12 February 26, 2009

Your joking 

A Hanarism, often spoken in a norfolk accent, usually repeated one after the other.

Your joking me?...no Your joking me?

Your joking by *Alex* April 21, 2005