happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt July 25, 2008

happie

well, Not the actual happy but not the actual sad. A mix of both in a very irrational split

He is actually Happy but also Happie

by _human_ November 23, 2021

Happie

A highly motivated and optimistic individual. Who’s compassionate, practices gratitude and has a strong sense of community. Who understands themselves, their health and is a big believer in using food as medicine.

I saw Emily this morning sipping a banana smoothie at Serotonin... She's is such a Happie!

by emilyhazellnut May 17, 2022

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 01, 2014

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 26, 2024

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023

Happy Birthday Grimace

What is on your Amazon wishlist

Happy birthday grimace, your shake is so delicious, please i wanna try it or i just dont wanna live-mace HELP

by mtyuaduauduve3845 July 22, 2023