BoxerJoe's definitions

Happy Hug

A hug that gives you a boner.

I'm so embarassed. My crush gave me a hug, and it accidentally became a happy hug.
I tried my best to hide it.

by BoxerJoe August 28, 2017

Ba-doop

The sound a spring-feather bed makes when two people are "doing it" on it.

In a low-class hotel, you can often hear people ba-dooping through the next room.

"Hey! Stop ba-dooping so loudly! I'm trying to sleep!"

by BoxerJoe November 28, 2016

Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017

inside-dong

Another word for vagina.

Coined by the Plumbing boys in their video about Avatar.

(Plumbing the Death Star is a podcsat featured on the Sanspants Radio YouTube channel, in case context is needed.
Look 'em up, they're pretty funny.)

Zammit: "You got your reproductive organ..."
Duscher: "My big ol' dong"
Zammit: "Your big ol' dong, or your INSIDE-DONG, otherwise known as a vagina."

by BoxerJoe October 4, 2017