ten one

the smartest class ever at holy spirit catholic college Lakemba

teacher one: ten one is the noisiest class in the school
teacher two: I know they don't shut up
teacher three: starting the next lesson they sit next to people they don't speak to

by anthony the thexy May 13, 2019

phat one

Something that is excellent, mostly associated with a night out or a perticular tune. Can also be linked with the work "sik"

Lad you should have been out last night, it was a proper phat one!

Mate that tune was a proper phat one!

by ste13 September 11, 2006

Pee-ons

Pee-ons , Donald J Trumps favorite type of Mexican sex worker

Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?

by Thebassland September 30, 2019

orgy for one

A sesion of masturbation equivalent to the amount of sex one would experience at an orgy.

Dude, my junk is still sore from the orgy for one I had last night.

by Broseus May 12, 2018

The Evil One

The Evil One aka Satan.

The evil one will save us from the risen one.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018

Off On One

Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.

To do one's own thing.

To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.

John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.

James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.

by mr. duffy March 07, 2010

wad one

This is a big tune, quality. Used by UK Master of ceremonies in big raves to hype the crowd in preparation of whats coming

"Yooooooo this next tune coming in is a Wad One!" or "Waaaaaaaaadddddd One"

by Rude_Boi December 19, 2013