suisex 

(A malapropism between suicide and sexual intercourse)

*sex with yourself: a.k.a. masturbation, beating the monkey, a one-handed sally, beating off, jacking off, jerking it purple, waving to the crowd, scuba steve surfaces

He was committing suisex to porn last night.

All the kleenex are gone because my brother was having suisex.

suisex by jfoxartist August 18, 2010

Suicide Switch

When you're hooking up with a girl, and you try to hook up with her friend without any consequence.

DUDE 1: Did you bang Martha?

DUDE 2: Yeah but she told her friend Janet, who I also nailed last week, and now they both won't talk to me.

DUDE 1: AHH!! Ya got sniped trying to pull of the ol' Suicide Switch.

Suicide Switch by Brody Winters April 23, 2008

birthing suite 

A bathroom frequently used by your older brother.

Dude, I gotta make a delivery in the birthing suite.

birthing suite by robin November 17, 2004

Suitcasing 

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.

1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.

Suitcasing by Matthew Wolf October 16, 2008

suitcased 

The act of dismembering body parts and stuffing it in a refrigerator or suitcase.

Leibby got suitcased in Brooklyn, NY

suitcased by Cornbread_son September 29, 2012

Suicide 

to want to kill yourself (here the word is used for even the most trivial of mistakes)

"Ive burnt the toast......absolute suicide!"

Suicide by Daniel uce October 12, 2007

suicide bombings 

a seriers of more then one or more persons with bombs strap around there waist to kill or hurt innocent people more then 4 bombs or more going off in iraq all the time.

Fran Told jessica that iraq is really bad and awful with the suicide Bombings.

suicide bombings by JiM April 8, 2005