(A malapropism between suicide and sexual intercourse)
*sex with yourself: a.k.a. masturbation, beating the monkey, a one-handed sally, beating off, jacking off, jerking it purple, waving to the crowd, scuba steve surfaces
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."