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suitcasing 

The act of stuffing dismembered body parts of a murder victim into a suitcase in order to transport them from the scene of a crime to a dump site.

The phrase was commonly used in media discussion regarding the purported murder of a Thai bargirl by ex-US military sex-pat Ronald Fanelli (known by the aliases 'NewTeaBag' and 'The Mad Yank').
After he date-raped and killed the woman, William Francheschine avoided police detection by suitcasing her and transporting her to a nearby swamp where he unashamedly left her mutilated corpse to be eaten by scavengers.
suitcasing by [phill] August 30, 2010

Suitcasing 

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.
1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.
Suitcasing by Matthew Wolf October 16, 2008

Suitcasing 

The professional term of shoving crutons up one's ass.
I went to Panera to prepare for suitcasing tonight.
Suitcasing by Liefarikson March 16, 2021

Suitcasing it

To his or conceal illegal contraband, via glory hole or poop shoot.
I had to get home without any bullshit hassle, so decided I was suitcasing it.

SuitcaseGate 

Liberals who pulled suitcases of ballots out from under the tables to steal an election.
Jaden : Mommy..before we take a shower together, I want to know if you've heard of the recent SuitcaseGate?

Mommy : yeah son, fuck them liberals
SuitcaseGate by DanFlakes December 4, 2020

shitcaking 

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake
Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.
shitcaking by soccerhoney January 29, 2008