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suitcasing 

The act of stuffing dismembered body parts of a murder victim into a suitcase in order to transport them from the scene of a crime to a dump site.

The phrase was commonly used in media discussion regarding the purported murder of a Thai bargirl by ex-US military sex-pat Ronald Fanelli (known by the aliases 'NewTeaBag' and 'The Mad Yank').
After he date-raped and killed the woman, William Francheschine avoided police detection by suitcasing her and transporting her to a nearby swamp where he unashamedly left her mutilated corpse to be eaten by scavengers.
suitcasing by [phill] August 30, 2010

Suitcasing 

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.
1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.
Suitcasing by Matthew Wolf October 16, 2008

Suitcasing 

The professional term of shoving crutons up one's ass.
I went to Panera to prepare for suitcasing tonight.
Suitcasing by Liefarikson March 16, 2021

Suitcasing it

To his or conceal illegal contraband, via glory hole or poop shoot.
I had to get home without any bullshit hassle, so decided I was suitcasing it.

SuitcaseGate 

Liberals who pulled suitcases of ballots out from under the tables to steal an election.
Jaden : Mommy..before we take a shower together, I want to know if you've heard of the recent SuitcaseGate?

Mommy : yeah son, fuck them liberals
SuitcaseGate by DanFlakes December 4, 2020

shitcaking 

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake
Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.
shitcaking by soccerhoney January 29, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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