Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

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Stuffed Rusty

1) Plush little knitted fellow modeled after the heroic underdog Battlebot simply known as Rusty. Debuted in Season 6, Episode 10 starting at 1:03:35.

2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.

1) Oh that Stuffed Rusty is just adorable! His pneumatic drill arms even move! And he has the salad bowl head!

2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.

by monthy March 15, 2022

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Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 06, 2013

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Rusty Chinhole

When someone has had shit smeared on their chin, so that when they pout they had brown dents on their chin, ootherwise known as a Rusty Chinhole.

Jack: "Hey I saw your girlfriend the other day, she had some massive Rusty Chinhole."

Gus: "Yeah, I gave her a chocolate suprise whilst she was asleep, I had to clean it off quick it almost woke her up."

Jack: "Yeah, I could tell."

Gus: "Solid."

by ProblemChild123 November 29, 2009

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