tickle potato 

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

tickle potato by Eieiooo5 April 25, 2017

Baked potato 

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

Baked potato by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Snow Potato 

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.

Poutine is for snow potatoes

Snow Potato by Realmsy May 7, 2017

touch potato 

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

touch potato by glenglish May 19, 2017

chocolate potato

A disgusting food to eat. Period.

Your not going to want to eat that chocolate potato

chocolate potato by Fjjfrjdh newejjx July 3, 2017

British Potato 

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

British Potato by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

evasive potato 

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

evasive potato by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018