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sexy pop tart 

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"
Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
sexy pop tart by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014
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Making that dick cum, aka gun pop.
Shorty grind so good, make my gun pop.
Gun pop by AnonFlex January 2, 2017

Sludge pop 

(noun):
A sex move where ass to mouth is performed, whereas the receiver has fecal incontinence.
"She had a burrito from a dubious food cart a few hours before I stuck it in her ass, so she ended up getting the ol' sludge pop when I ran the ATM."
Sludge pop by Fred Sampson November 13, 2017
An ethereal genre of indie music made famous by Frankie & the Flamethrowers
‘Hey Percival, isn’t that some dope ghost pop yo’
‘I agree wholeheartedly Vera’

sweatshop pop 

A sub-genre of pop music made by artists to be used in advertising, store ambience, corporate settings, and other similar situations, or seemingly to do so. The name is derived from the fake and manufactured feel of the song, making it seem like it was made in a sweatshop. These songs often get tens of millions of streams, mostly from Target and TJ Maxx playing it in all of their stores repeatedly for weeks or months.
"Yo u heard that new Harry Styles?"

"Yeah its literally npc music, some sweatshop pop"
sweatshop pop by morophobia June 17, 2022

Push n pop 

I push n popped while peeing in the urinal
Push n pop by DaddyLafe January 1, 2021