ships that pass in the night 

A one night stand, but mega hot sexual encounter with someone that has lasting memories you take to the grave...

Frankie: So who was she?
Stevie: Don't know.

Frankie: Don't know?!!! You said she ripped your heart out!
Stevie: Ah... Ships that pass in the night...

ships that pass in the night by sweet and innocent Stevie February 25, 2017

pissing the night away 

For one to drinks tons of alcohol and whenever they get done piss the rest of the night

Man Aric is so damn drunk hes just going to be pissing the night away like its no ones business.

pissing the night away by loolur June 21, 2008

mississippi night monkey  

a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...

Nick Roland is a mississippi night monkey !!

mississippi night monkey by azzy brown February 15, 2007

A night at the Museum 

A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.

"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"

A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"

B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."

A night at the Museum by Gasse September 8, 2009

ladies night out 

A planned occasion at night which involves skanky ladies that would do just about anything to see some serious desperate meat compete for their stanky holes.

It's ladies night out so no meat allowed. It'll be a taco party,..minus the sour cream of course.

ladies night out by justonegirl June 26, 2014

Late Night

When two or more people meet up any time after 9:30 (or any time after their parents go to sleep) for the sole purpose of smoking a marijuana cigar/cigarette.

Mike - Yo you trying to late night tonight?
Trent - Yeah most def son I just gotta wait till my parents fall asleep or I'll be grounded.
Mike - Sounds like a plan meet me outside.

Late Night by Mike Dinizzle February 9, 2009

Wedding Night 

Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.

The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.

Wedding Night by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019