by Esq Esp March 18, 2024
Get the Noam Náilima mug.When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024
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A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Get the Brown Nail mug.Sreeraj is the man to standout in a room. He's the one to make your frowns turn to smiles. His eyes will have you in a trance and his smile could get you butterflies. A little annoying but who isn't up for that. Count on him for being your best friend and know that if he looses your attention it's because he's in Love!
One way or the other, sreeraj is the kind of guy you'd get once in a lifetime so keep that safe.
Oh and please be amazed by all the "cool" things he does ;)
One way or the other, sreeraj is the kind of guy you'd get once in a lifetime so keep that safe.
Oh and please be amazed by all the "cool" things he does ;)
by Noddyftw3455 July 3, 2024
Get the sreeraj nair mug.The kind of guy that stands out in a room. He's the guy that turns your frown into a smile. His eyes can put you in a trance and his smile can make your saddest day better. Count on him for being your best friend and never letting you down. If he ever loses your attention know that he's in love and that he'll eventually come back but most importantly know that he's an absolute darling.
by Noddyftw3455 July 3, 2024
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Get the Bas naily mug.I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome
by Afreur August 19, 2024
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