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Jake

Jake..
The best guy you will ever meet, you dont even understand how lucky you are if you get to experience his friendship, love or care. Once you get him dont ever let him go and dont ever let him let you go. He is a sensitive person who has been hurt in the past and needs reassurance to make sure you really love him. The most caring guy, he will love you with all of his heart and soul. He pretends to be crazy and dumb around his friends but when you get to know him, he is a caring, kind, sweet guy who will care for you forever. DONT LET HIM LET YOU GO! like i did. i miss him so much but i dont think he feels the same way. He will try so hard to make your relationship work. He will give up other things just to see you. Facetime you every night, says i love you instead of ily, goodnight instead of gn, goodmorning instead of gm, a long paragraph telling you how much he loves you before you go to sleep, when you fight he will write a letter and give it to you explaining why he loves you and what he would do to keep you. Jake if you are reading this, i love you and im sorry i didn't explain what happened properly. :(
There's that guy jake with the gorgeous blue eyes, hes the best person ever to exist, i care about him so much.
by thatgal1234 November 1, 2020
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Jake

The sexiest man alive super funny 6’2 can make anyone laugh and has a dog named manny
Wow that is such a jake
by Notjakedichiera October 9, 2018
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A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a self obsessed cunt
Girl 1: omg that guy looks like a fuck boy
Girl 2: Oh must be Jake Paul
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Jake

Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have
by Ahejielsndd r February 27, 2022
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Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021
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Jake Paul

He's a 2 IQ content creator who is known for having an audience of 11 year old girls
by Sid:) August 19, 2020
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