That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Arse hat

A person, child or pet who is annoying, irritating, troublesome and onerous to those around them.

OMG my cat is such an arse hat. He won’t make friends if he keeps biting the other animals faces.

by Betty 01 July 27, 2022

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

gay hat

Gay hat is equivalent to that of “yass” or “slay.” It can be used in any context and does not have to make sense

“this coffee is so gay hat” “omg you look so good gay hat” “slayy gay hat!!”

by ave schmave December 30, 2021