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Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl
Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.
by TreeCop March 28, 2024
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French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023
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French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.
Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.
by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018
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French Fuck

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.
by The10ne December 11, 2023
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French dip

Going back and forth from anal to pussy fucking, especially facilitated by the use of prophylactic antibiotics.
Lisa started a course of antibiotics today, so it’s perfect timing for a French dip tonight.
by Lisa Pies July 2, 2025
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