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French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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french my pussy

when a guy licks a girls clit and french makes out with her pussy or asshole
by so_coquette_🎀 March 8, 2025
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The French

An insult to God.
Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025
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French Bulldog

This Term would referred as Stupid, Loudly, Jerk, Meany and Stupid yet Likely Googly Eyes might have Buckteeth for Goofiness.
I don't know where it's French Bulldog arrived out there!
by Kostya The Wordmaker March 18, 2025
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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun
"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"
by anonymous March 24, 2025
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