american football 

a sport fat pussyoles who need to wear pads to stop them crying, and who need breaks every 10 seconds cos they are too tired. :(

1: american football is a game for pussyoles
2: too right man

american football by lolipopz November 25, 2007

united states of america

A nation consisting of 98% intellegent, decent, hard working individuals who are easy to work with or talk to and make pleasant company. Unfortunately, 2% are ethnocentric, racist, and very loud, thereby giving a huge black eye to the balance of the polulation. The second largest country by land mass in the western hemisphere. Currently being repeatedly humilated by the lies and corrupt practices of thier leadership.

I like the United States of America, but I wouldn't want to live there.

united states of america by KillAllHumans July 13, 2004

Mall of America

The biggest Mall in the United States. You think it's big, but then you go and you're like "THIS is what I've been dying to see???" Being a native Minnesotan I never had to go through the dissapointment of seeing the mall for the first time. It's only big because there is an amusement park in the middle and an aquarium in the basement and nightclubs and a theater on the 4th floor.

Chick from Utah: "I'm so excited to go to the Mall of America!"

Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."

*after they arrive*

Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"

Chick from MN: "Told ya so"

Mall of America by Don'tYaKnow/YouBetcha! April 4, 2010

African Americano 

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.

To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."

African Americano by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

dottina (a proud patriotic American) 

1) A woman who believes that whites rein superior to everyone else becasue of the stereotypes people like her create.
2) A woman who is blind to the terrible things America(just like every other country) does and only likes the countries who better America or are in her heritage.
3)Ignorance
4)Stupid fucking bitch

Dottina should get her eyes gouged out (by a french person) and skull fucked repeatedly.

dottina (a proud patriotic American) by cws August 12, 2003

Soka University of America 

Soka University is a four-year liberal-arts college and graduate school in Aliso Viejo, CA. Half of the students are from the US and half from 40 other countries. SUA is founded upon peace, human rights and the sanctity of life and every student studies abroad for a semester -- it's a requirement for graduation.

SUA fosters "global citizens dedicated to living a contributive life." www.soka.edu

Soka University of America -- One mile from the Pacific Ocean and on the way to making a difference.

Soka University of America by pixide April 15, 2010

Captain America 

Follow the set up for the donkeypunch/Tony Danza maneuver, but after exclaming 'Whos the Boss?!' reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala Captain america style, and knock that bitch over the head while yelling ' CAPTAIN AMERICA'

She though the Captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the Iron Man

Captain America by Sam Wohlfeil December 28, 2005