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Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023
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Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.
Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*
by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023
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Jake

Jake; I liike kkids
by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023
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Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him
by jenny201391 December 18, 2023
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Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake is a boy who is deeply madly truly in love with a certain fiery red-head who looks like Ginny from Harry Potter
Person: “Hey did u see that jake”
Person: “Yeah he loves that Ginny girl”
by Twilightfan4life December 9, 2022
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Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes
Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids
by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022
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