January 1 

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!

January 1 by I cook food December 10, 2019

8.1 

Esfand's humongous d*ck

"Jinny likes 8.1"
"Did you see Esfand's boner? It must be atleast 8.1"

8.1 by katoichigo January 23, 2021

september 1 

national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day

friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!

september 1 by luvharls August 6, 2021

Formula 1 

A sport that's been dominated by the same guy (Lewis Hamilton) the last 6 years and where all the fans have a superiority complex over other motorsport fans, especially NASCAR fans.

Formula 1 fan #1: Man that race was so exciting!
Formula 1 fan #2: Yeah there were 0 passes for the lead and 3 passes for other positions that were all outside of the top 10! And Lewis HamilGOAT won by 3 laps!
Formula 1 fan #1: Amazing! And did you hear about the NASCAR race?
Formula 1 fan #2: Yeah. It was so boring and dumb. It was just a bunch of rednecks turning left for a few hours. There was plenty of side-by-side racing and the win came down to a photo finish. So stupid and boring.

Formula 1 by tableguy28 November 23, 2021

2 cigs 1 mouth 

smoking two cigarettes at the same time

dudes in The Wire do 2 cigs 1 mouth just all the time

2 cigs 1 mouth by dexter 'bloodthirsty' morgan November 3, 2010

kindle model 1 

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

kindle model 1 by jokerpants May 17, 2011

More than 1 

When someone asks for the answer to a mathematical question or a question that involves an amount of something, you troll them by saying: more than 1.

Bob: What's 1 + 1?

Joe: More than 1.

More than 1 by a no nimus October 14, 2011