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jungle toes 

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.
"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"
jungle toes by Babyeggroll October 3, 2013
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Marshmallow Toes 

The act of a man ejaculating upon another beings toes causing the appearance of small marshmallows. Commonly performed by men with a foot fetish.
Damn girl, you got mad Marshmallow Toes! Wash them sticky piggies!
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Arabian Toenail Clippings 

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.
I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.

Tinkle Toes

Tinkle Toes is a phrase you use when a young (or old) child has wet them selves while they are wearing ballet tights.
"Aww, looks like jamey here is our little tinkle toes!"

Coma toes 

When your feet go to sleep
"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."
Coma toes by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.
Two-Toed Thomas by fizzeh January 15, 2019

Jam toetee 

Docking, the act of placing your penis into another man's penis. Origin= Trinidad, trini
That old man Tony is playing jam toetee again.
Jam toetee by Shrimpshooter February 1, 2019