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Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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neck money

Damn she neck money the way she suck it
by TheMothaFukka December 5, 2024
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Muck Money

The term used by gay men who keep money and or other types of payment under or around the balls and or anus.
"I heard Frank keeps some big muck money down there..."
by gay guy #940 July 1, 2016
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Money

by ilov3money😁 April 15, 2022
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Money Way

Term used by Alex Rover, Rich The Kid, Tay Money and Lil Tay to tell everyone that they are currently focussing on making money.
Guy: Have you heard that 9 year old rap that one song... That goes... Lil Tay, money way. Carve on the Coupe on Tuesday. (Bitch)
Girl: No, but it sounds like shit.
by Kwop May 3, 2018
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Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney
Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.
by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019
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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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