Rusty Mace

When your partner bends over, doggie style during sex, and she has part of a turd popping out like the bulbus end of a mace.

"Eeeww, bro, I went to do this chic doggie style and when she bent over, she had a Rusty Mace.. eeeehhh"

by AcousticGoonie December 1, 2025

Rusty Peanut

A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.

“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”

by TullyisTully December 4, 2025

Rusty 1911

When you reload .45 rounds with diarrhea to add poison damage to your weapon.

Don't fuck with rich he's not afraid to give you a rusty 1911.

by Sanity unfiltered December 13, 2025

Rusty Barb

When one person turns their index finger into a hook shape and fingers another’s anus while they are defecating.

Last night when I was taking a dump, my husband hooked his finger in my ass and gave me a rusty barb.

by Deathclub451 December 21, 2025

Rusty Crown

Another name for a butthole.

I was going balls deep on my lady, she got aggressive and after a slip, my Mushroom warrior almost wore her Rusty Crown

by Drbigbuds1 December 25, 2025

Rusty blowhole

Busting a nut on and in the hairy asshole of a ginger after which when pulling out they proceed to flatulate causing a forceful fountain of cum to erupt from their anus.

Though a rusty blowhole does not require a tetanus shot it is advised to bring some form of barrier to shield oneself from the hairy giz filled sphincter geyser to come.

by DirtyD33 January 3, 2026

Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025