"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
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When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”
Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”
Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”
Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
Get the Fruity Pebbles hands mug.Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!
by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 4, 2019
Get the Right Hand Mike mug.The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.
Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro
Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro
Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro
by MattyMids July 24, 2012
Get the Jazz Hands bro mug.The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.
by Tard Features October 12, 2011
Get the Hobo's Hand Grenade mug.This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017
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