Ariel Santiago

The gayest boy alive. Sucks his dads di** every night. He’s super ugly can’t get a girl! No one likes him at all, he’s not loyal or strong he’s a week ugly kid.

Ariel Santiago: I’m the ugliest boy alive
Friend: I know you are and your disrespectful

by Xx_LilNyte_xX May 20, 2018

Feedback-santa

A person who gives his well-meant feedback on everything and everybody.

- Why don’t we ask John to hang out?
—I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John

by Sybmo May 30, 2018

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .

Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause

by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

della santina

Used to describe your favorite teacher. Also is drunk

Dang asa stern is actually a della santina

by Actual God 696969 October 21, 2018

Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018