ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Sugared Lemonade

When a male is in the process of masturbation, realizes he has to pee, goes to pee, and the pee that comes out looks like lemonade with large amounts of sugar in it. This occurs when the sperm has moved into the penis so when you take a piss the sperm is forced out along with your pee. The combonation of yellow pee and silvery sperm makes it look like sugared lemonade.

The other night I was jacking off but i had to take a pee. I wasn't careful so I ended up pissing out Sugared Lemonade.

by whacknut October 26, 2012

Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.

Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!

by FWEBJW July 20, 2013

Lost lemons

When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:

Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.

by I_know_everything August 3, 2013

hot lemonade

freshly squeezed, warm, sperm in one's mouth

Hey girl, do you want a mouthful of my hot lemonade?

by JKH-SWAG February 15, 2014

Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, she stands over her partner and has her period blood drip from her vagina while urinating on her partner.

Hey Jo can I get some of your strawberry lemonade for Julian?

by xzero1500 August 12, 2014

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016