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brown shoes 

A substitute phrase for "fuck you". Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".
{in church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."
brown shoes by Woodenhead May 14, 2006
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brown pride

Us brown folks gotta stick together. Brown pride!
brown pride by Amir03 December 28, 2005

brown boy 

1. A homosexual male who participates in anal sex.
2. One who eats feces.
1. That guy is clearly a brown boy.
2. I ate so much shit last night, call me brown boy.
brown boy by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

brown nose 

v. or n.
To lower one's naked, possibly unwiped anus onto an unsuspecting, supine, sleeping victim's face and then waking them up to an eyeful of butt
At the sleepover last night, Ben gave Bruce a brown nose while he was asleep
brown nose by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008

brown snatch 

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.
"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."
brown snatch by D. Finer November 29, 2006

brown-note 

A female who seems attrative under a drunk man's eyes, while in reality, shes just plain ass ugly.
"Dude shes brown-note..you're so drunk"
Andrew:"Sam, don't A-sqaure me get the fuck out of here.."
Sam:"Shes brown-note, i just saved your ass."
brown-note by Sam Zgi January 17, 2008