A substitute phrase for "
fuck you".
Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "
fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".
{in
church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade
4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a
dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."