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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
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ride em up

To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.
Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!

Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!
by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008
mugGet the ride em upmug.

Zen Ride

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!
by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023
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Meat riding

Kivuva
Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.
by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023
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Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
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Hog riding

When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".
- "Emil's mom was Hog riding me the other night"
- "That's so smash bro"
by Cornelius feet pics October 7, 2024
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