Monkey Cooties 

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"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

Monkey Cooties by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Monkey punch 

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

Monkey punch by John Evan’s June 20, 2025

Monkey pumping 

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

Monkey pumping by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Monkey pumping 

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

Monkey pumping by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Monkey Bater 

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

Monkey Bater by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Monkey Philosophy

It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.

In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.

What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.

Monkey Philosophy by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.

"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"

Monkey Dance by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025