I.pet goat

famous video on youtube that reveales the truth of the whole world & how it's controlled by illuminati.it all starts with a crazy goat.it belongs to the weird side of youtube.

i watched "I.pet goat"& i found out the reality of the world we live in.

by what am i doing here August 16, 2017

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

gregg the goat

When your the boss at everything

Look at gregg hes gregg the goat

by Mr.kkkkkkkk May 8, 2018

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

Dusty dusty goat

Someone who goes ghost and comes back saying hiya

Shannon is a dusty dusty goat

by Hjayse February 5, 2019

The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019