A sex position for professionals
Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. When a person picks their nose and puts their boogers in a chicks snatch
And then dips them out with their finger and eats them.
And then dips them out with their finger and eats them.
by Bhoforlife June 30, 2016
Get the Chips n Dipmug. When your man is f*cking your pu$$y and then starts f*cking your a$$, but then goes back to f*cking your pu$$y, or when your man goes back to the pu$$y when there's some gross a$$ sh*t from your booty.
Hoe I know: "Hey, what happened to "Michael from Tinder"?"
Me: "Oh, that brah got dumped after he double dipped last weekend."
Me: "Oh, that brah got dumped after he double dipped last weekend."
by LoveTheHaterzzzz69 March 6, 2016
Get the Double dippedmug. A form of sexual play; To perform anal sex while someone takes a shit covering the penis. Can also be performed using testicles and 'dipping' them into the shit.
by ploobotron9000 January 17, 2024
Get the Honey dippingmug. To ditch a class, or just alright leave an area cause it's boring, this is probably the funniest fucking thing you can do in your life, everyone with balls has done it. Only nerds never do it cause they're lame as shit.
Ghetto Kid: ay foh! Let's dip this period?
Some girl named Ruby: Fuck this, I'mma go to Lunch
local foo: aw hell naw, same.
Some girl named Ruby: Fuck this, I'mma go to Lunch
local foo: aw hell naw, same.
by aros828282 March 9, 2020
Get the Dipmug. A clothing brand usually worn by hypebeasts
A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping
A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping
by Kauan87 January 1, 2020
Get the Rip n dipmug. Some super gay, whack-ass bullshit that occurs in Stewart County, Tennessee. There's a small restaurant named The DIp Dairy Freeze that exists off of the side of the highway running through Stewart county. Flipping the dip is simply driving around the building and returning to the highway without purchasing anything or going through the drive thru. "Why?" you may ask, and to put it simply: there is NOTHING to fucking do in Stewart co and this is considered fun.
Redneck fuckhead 1: Hey, Billy-john, what should we go do?
Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.
Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.
Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!
Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.
Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.
Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!
by cousinfuckersupreme February 26, 2017
Get the Flip the dipmug.