Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 24, 2020

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020