Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Milky Way Candy

A snickers bar but without the nut

Person 1: Hey want a snickers?
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!

by somerandom13yearold July 27, 2021

Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!

Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021

Roman Shot of Candy

When her asshole finally relaxes for that tongue (Full gape)

She gave me dat full Roman Shot of Candy

by MaeReign October 14, 2021

Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.

Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

by Kslskdjdjhdj7hd April 9, 2022

Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.

AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?

by sausagememz April 18, 2022

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022