How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You just Cried like a Baby

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mother: BAD BABY BAD!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

Word

Just a Word ?

Word

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!

Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021

Fanks yah

Something Your Weird Friend says to you when u try to say FY to them but they change it to Fanks Yah

You: FY!
Them: fy means Fanks yah

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021