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Mateo and Cindy 

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!
Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!
Mateo and Cindy by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021

Fanks yah 

Something Your Weird Friend says to you when u try to say FY to them but they change it to Fanks Yah
You: FY!
Them: fy means Fanks yah
Just a Word ?
Word
Word by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How to kill my guy friend

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

You just Cried like a Baby
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mother: BAD BABY BAD!