Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

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Astro Crack

Astro crack meaning you are crazy about this certain van Chevy makes called the astro.....you do everything in it, Its your life its your wife it may even be your house.

im addicted to astro crack!

Astro Crack by Sora_D September 11, 2007

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Shell Crack

When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.

After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!

Shell Crack by Kaneloke November 5, 2007

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grandmas crack

That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.

Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?
Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!

grandmas crack by OMGWTFBBQMYNAMEISJOSH November 16, 2007