American Football 

A sport that can be played professionally by any retard who can afford McDonald's or Steroids on a daily basis and/or can run real fast. A gym subscription will also come in handy for this sport. Played on a field which is 100 yards in length, the retards tackle each other fighting over a pigskinaka the football. When one of the leaner players on the field makes it to the other team's side points are scored. This is called a touchdown. Points can also be scored by a field goal where the pigskin is kicked between two poles.

Forest kept on running and running, even after scoring the touchdown.

American Football by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

american idiot 

a. An overrated conceptual rock-album by the "punk" band Green Day.

b. 1.) The modern overly-patriotic American. 2.) The modern tasteless mainstream consumer.

a. The new Green Day album "American Idiot" is an overblown album that conveys very few insightful ideas about modern politics and pop culture.

american idiot by Gus Falcon September 26, 2005

Native American Taco 

When you smother your dick in bean dip, in an Indian headdress and have sex with a Mexican in a tent.

Cody: How was camping?
Kyle: It was awesome, I gave Miguel a Native American Taco!

Native American Taco by Nylter Hustlee December 16, 2011

America 

A unique country in both excellent and tragic ways, generally perceived as a pushover, bully-filled land of ignorant obese people and rednecks by those particularly unfamiliar with the country (though they are partially correct). Currently facing immense debt to other nations (particularly China), a long economic recession, steadily rising currency inflation, military overspending, a weak education system, and massive troop deployments in the Middle East without an end in sight. President is Barack Obama, Senate is controlled by Democrats while House is controlled by Republicans (which means shit don't happen fast). Not what it could've been, but not the shithole people'd like to think it is.

The general concession that Americans are all uneducated conservatives is about as true as the citizens of any other country.

America by MLGQXLC April 5, 2011

Afro American 

A Black American who deludes him/her self into believing they still have ties to Africa

"Hey I am an African American, just because I am black. The fact that I haven't set foot in Africa let alone being born there, does not change the fact."

Afro American by Daemien wrath March 20, 2007

american football 

the best damn sport ever invented... for all you europeans making football sound so easy i would love to see yalls ass on that field and in that wieght room year around trying to get ready for football season and we wear pads cause we're so damn strong and so fast we'd die from hittin so hard so shut the fuck up damn europeans

jimmy: hey man lets go play some rugby.

corey: hell no dude rugbys for smelly europeans who like huggin each other the game, lets play some good ole american football.

american football by bobby buschay July 30, 2010

American Idol 

One of the worst shows ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only good thing is Simon Cowell.

Simon is so mean its great.

American Idol by none-of-ur-buisness March 9, 2005