Rule 2 

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

Rule 2 by Mboone April 21, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's 

When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.

Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"

Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's by Remlap1223 April 12, 2010

how to sex 2 

Written by tommyinnit:

Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.

Page 2
Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS

Page 3
Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.

Page 4
Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.

Page 5
Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you

Page 6
Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.

sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes

Page 7
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry

DO NOT HIT GIRLS!

Page 8
girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed

Page 9
chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs

BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS

Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger

Page 12
Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT

chat: please read how to sex 2
streamer: no chat it is too offensive

how to sex 2 by lammo0 December 23, 2020

Halo 2 

Something that abruptly halted any interest in the outside world. In this game, I saw a balance so pure it erased all meaning of many things I once considered significant. This game has now become my world.

Call me a loser. Tell me I have no life. I'll show you how much I care.

Halo 2 is awesome.

Halo 2 by friend of bob October 4, 2005

iSnack 2.0 

A succesfull troll by the Vegemite brand to rename its popular variety of yeast spread to 'iSnack 2.0'

Can you remember to pick up some more iSnack 2.0? Were just about out...

iSnack 2.0 by DEEMLOR September 29, 2009

Core 2 Duo 

An actually pretty decent processor found in many store-bought PCs. Technically out of date, but hasn't been replaced yet as Intel's making too much dang money to give up the 'ol front side bus.

1) Person 1: "What kind of processor does it have?"
Person 2: "A 2.2GHz Core 2 Duo."

2) Intel sticker: "Intel Core 2 Duo Inside"

3) "Only 800MHz FSB? What the h*ll, Intel?"

Core 2 Duo by namenotrequired December 5, 2009

B-2 Spirit 

B-2 spirit is an aircraft made to carpet bomb the shit out of any target as necessary, however, only 21 have ever been built, all owned by the United States air force. 20 are active at the moment because one of them, "The spirit of Kansas" exploded in 2008. They are commonly called "Stealth bombers" due to their appearance in Call of duty: Modern Warfare 2, coupled with the fact that they are a stealth aircraft, and almost undetectable by radar. The one and only time they have been used outside of testing was in 2003.

BOB: WOAH WTF IS THAT THING IN THE AIR THAT IS DROPPING BOMBS@@@

BILLY: Dude, u havent played modern warfare 2 yet? its a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.

BOB: Oh ok.

B-2 Spirit by Mewlink2 March 24, 2010